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March 6th, 2016

Академии не принимают фриков [Mar. 6th, 2016|02:03 pm]
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Эдуард Людовик » 18 янв 2016, 10:04
Физика излучений в реальности ХХ1-го века

Физика излучений и гуманность

По всем параметрам цивилизация вплотную пришла к новым эффективным энергетическим технологиям взамен АЭС и углеводородов. Пора каждому человеку понять, что 115 лет квантовой физики - физики излучений - дали результат.
Цивилизация уйдёт от опасностей АЭС, углеводородов и "поповщины" в реальность ХХ1 века, сохранив в памяти всю историю своего развития и КАЖДЫЙ ШАГ к новому ГУМАННОМУ сообществу без войн и насилия, в котором даже преступления отдельных личностей будут лечиться из соображений справедливости и человечности !...

Фундаментальность науки

Если бывших студентов не научили стремиться к истине через частоту излучения ν(ню), достоверную информацию из микромира, если не объяснили, что причина возникновения неорганической материи, механизм гравитации, квантовое начало Вселенной - НЕИЗВЕСТНЫ (!!!) и для выяснения этих фундаментальных истин следует приложить серьёзные усилия, то на сцене "науки" разыгрываются "спектакли" из репертуара … сумасшедшего дома...
Вот здесь и причина алкоголизма профи…Ситуация почти безнадёжна...
Наука есть не что иное, как развитой и утончённый здравый смысл. (Идея М.Планка)

Физика Природы

Процесс образования материальных тел начинается с простейшей микросистемы, первичной единицы неорганической материи - микросистемы (атома) водорода. Если получится понять, как из водорода Природа "лепит" все элементы периодической таблицы, то и теория "Материя - одно из состояний энергии излучения " будет по-силам.
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Не фричество [Mar. 6th, 2016|03:48 pm]
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1. A photon checks into a hotel and the porter asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies: “No, I’m travelling light.”

2. “Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?”

3. What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing? Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

4. A TCP packet walks into a bar, and says to the barman: “Hello, I’d like a beer.” The barman replies: “Hello, you’d like a beer?” “Yes,” replies the TCP packet, “I’d like a beer.”

5. An electron is driving down a motorway, and a policeman pulls him over. The policeman says: “Sir, do you realise you were travelling at 130km per hour?” The electron goes: “Oh great, now I’m lost.”

6. Pavlov is enjoying a pint in the pub. The phone rings. He jumps up and shouts: “Hell, I forgot to feed the dog!”

7. How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A fish.

8. There are 10 types of people in this world. Those that know binary, and those that don’t.

9. When I heard that oxygen and magnesium hooked up I was like OMg.

10. The barman says: “We don’t serve faster-than-light particles here.” A tachyon enters a bar.

11. A Buddhist monk approaches a hotdog stand and says: “Make me one with everything”.

12. What do you call two crows on a branch? Attempted murder.

13. An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are walking down the street together. A juggler is performing on the street but there are so many people that the four men can’t see the juggler. So the juggler goes on top of a platform and asks: “Can you see me now?” The four men answer: “Yes.” “Oui.” “Si.” “Ja.”

14. Never trust an atom. They make up everything.

15. How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it’s a hardware problem.

16. A student travelling on a train looks up and sees Einstein sitting next to him. Excited, he asks: “Excuse me, professor. Does Boston stop at this train?”

17. Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist? He got off on a technicality.

18. Werner Heisenberg, Kurt Gödel, and Noam Chomsky walk into a bar. Heisenberg turns to the other two and says: “Clearly this is a joke, but how can we figure out if it’s funny or not?” Gödel replies: “We can’t know that because we’re inside the joke.” Chomsky says: “Of course it’s funny. You’re just telling it wrong.”

19. A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says: “Five beers, please.”

20. Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.

21. An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The bartender says: “What’ll it be, boys?” The first mathematician: “I’ll have one half of a beer.” The second mathematician: “I’ll have one quarter of a beer.” The third mathematician: “I’ll have one eight of a beer.” The fourth mathematician: “I’ll have one sixteenth of a…” The bartender interrupts: “Know your limits, boys” as he pours out a single beer.

22. What does the “B” in Benoit B Mandelbrot stand for? Answer: Benoit B Mandelbrot.

23. Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French café, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress: “I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.” The waitress replies: “I’m sorry, Monsieur, but we’re out of cream. How about with no milk?”

24. A classics professor goes to a tailor to get his trousers mended. The tailor asks: “Euripides?” The professor replies: “Yes. Eumenides?”

25. A programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.” The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/how-many-surrealists-does-it-take-to-screw-in-a-light-bulb-a-fish-the-most-highbrow-jokes-in-the-8691191.html
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